Citizen Rider

"Greg's an okay guy." "Yeah, but have you noticed? He's got Grip Gunk." "Ewwww! No!" That's ...

In 1980 I took the Greyhound bus from Eugene, Oregon, to Washington, DC. Straight shot, no layovers, just three days of incarceration. On th...

Looking out the window at the gray sky and green leaves of a late spring day I considered where I might ride. From a practical standpoint ...

My employer had one of his periodic foaming shit fits yesterday. I heard his words, what he said he was absolutely shaking with rage about, ...

A car in the parking lot behind the shop had a crooked magnetic sign on the door that said " Out Haus Ales. " This struck Big G an...

Every morning that I ride to work, I dodge the same discarded hose clamp on the shoulder of Route 28. I'm always in too much of a hurry ...

 As you may recall, Jake the Satanic Serpent absolutely refused to shift into the lowest gear on the rear cassette. Based on the noises fro...