Sunday, August 16, 2009

Cyclists Checking Each Other Out

When you meet another cyclist do you automatically look down to check out leg musculature and whether they're shaved?

August 20 Clarification: I posted this in haste during a work day after several riders had walked through the shop in civilian clothes. Their manner revealed that they were familiar with bike equipment and comfortable in a shop. They moved with quiet confidence.

Looking at legs is a racer habit. What might this competitor have under the hood? Because a cyclist is both driver and engine, you can take your best guess based on the parts you can see.

In the lower licensed ranks, hairy-legged riders used to get crap from those who had shaved, even if the shaven ones had to chase down the hairy one to deliver their insults. Add a hard-shell helmet and you could find yourself shoved into a parking meter because the smooth-legged majority assumed you were a dangerous geek. At the very least, as a privateer you would not get anyone to work with you if you didn't look serious.

I make no judgments about a rider based on leg hair and muscle tone. Cycling is much bigger than that. I just thought it was funny that I still had the reflex urge to look.

I am a hairy geek on a heavy bike now. That hasn't kept me from dropping a few riders on titanium or carbon fiber when I meet them on my morning time trial to work. But I have no illusions about where I sit on the scale of absolute speed. And who really gives a rat's chamois anyway?

6 comments:

  1. That and I circle around to get a whiff of the "chamois area" to see what cream they use.

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  2. I do check out people's legs, mostly for musculature... although I'm never sure how I do or don't measure up, since it's hard to check out the backs of your own legs...

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  3. I look at the bike, unless they're adult females.

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  4. I don't tend to check out women cyclists wearing lycra but if they're not I'm there!

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  5. Anonymous7:44 PM

    It's all about the bulge, guyz.You either got it or you're an empty chamois.

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  6. Ummm... No.

    Not really. I could care less weather a cyclist of either gender shaves.

    I usually make eye contact if it's not to awkward and either ring my bell or venture a little wave.

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