This and the sounds of urination and toilet flushing from the apartment above really help me maintain my professional attitude. Try it: do whatever you do for a living while someone tosses garbage into an unruly pile next to you and someone else pisses in a bucket above your head.
Don't just stay in school, kids. Stay in through graduate school, and make sure it's in something important and lucrative. Or start a waste disposal company, so the trash IS the product. You'll have fewer student loans that way.
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I feel your pain, dude... I suffered the same indignities in my last job. I currently work on copiers, and you'd be surprised how many people see fit to place them near restrooms or chatty employee lounges. A great morale booster!
Look, at least they don't piss on you, like the sophisticated colleagues in academia after an expensive graduate degree.
I like the skates in the background!
@Filigree: Gad. Really?
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