Today I thought of a serious drawback to the Clinton bottle:
Isn't it tempting fate to have a bottle featuring a picture of someone known to have had a notorious bit of trouble containing his fluids?
Maybe if you carry the Gorbachev bottle your bike comes apart.
The bottles arrived unsolicited and unannounced. Then we got billed for them. We're not allowed to return them. We have to try to unload them at a high enough price to cover the cost we would never have incurred if it had been up to us.
Extortion. Part of any good long term business relationship. We've been a Specialized dealer since the 1980s. Don't think for a minute that this earns us any respect from the Big S. You're only worth as much as your last order.
Celebrating your business anniversary by forcing dealers to pay for questionable promotional materials is like telling the people you've invited to your birthday party how much they already spent on the present you bought yourself.
7 comments:
Dude!!! you better take this down before the S corporation comes after you. They are very scary and this comes from someone who bikes in suburban traffic. =)
I'm less than a gnat to any of these companies. If they did come after me, at least I would know they'd read the message. As for the extortion, I'm sure there's some fine print in our dealer agreement in which we consented to shenanigans like this. But who ever reads all that crap?
Ten dollar collectibles on eBay?
Wonder how long it would take to unload them all.
I wear my Café Roubaix t-shirt whenever I am forced to go to any shop that carries specialized. So far no one seems to have recognized it as representing one of their big PR snafus.
If you still have these, I'd love a couple gorbachevs.
We might. I haven't looked in the bin lately.
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