Even the simplest of bicycles has moving parts. Add to the trusty fixed-gear a rear rack and a set of real fenders, and there are even more little details to keep track of.
Just far enough into my ride so that I did not want to turn back and make proper repairs, I noticed that the bolt holding one set of rear fender stays had vanished. The fender rattled against the rack, which made me look down and back to see the fender stays poking out into the slipstream, totally screwing with my aerodynamics.
Mentally reviewing what I had on board for tools and parts, I decided to scan the roadside for a discarded bit of wire or an old bread bag tie that I could use to secure the stay until I could complete my planned route and dig up a nice nut and bolt. A nice nut and bolt wouldn't help me along the roadside, because I didn't have tools to install them. Even a shoelace would have worked.
Coming out of Ryefield Road I saw nothing useful. Out on Route 25, the litter was all cans, bottles, cigarette packages, and the occasional piece of scrap metal or wood. Here and there were pieces of fabric, bedraggled lengths of webbing too fat to fit the frame eyelet, Dunkie's cups, plastic straws, and shreds of surveyor's tape. Approaching my scheduled turn toward the village of Freedom, there were several disposable diapers, invitingly opened like a taco bowl, rather than tightly wrapped like the classic turd burrito. Highway travelers along this stretch are a classy bunch. There was even a 750ml Jack Daniels bottle. Yee haw.
I held out hope for the side road into Freedom. You never know what might vibrate off of someone's work truck. But the roadsides even in the outer environs were almost devoid of litter, and completely without the specific pieces I sought. The closer I got to the center of the village, the more manicured the shoulders looked. It was beautiful and peaceful. Placards and banners of love and inclusivity decorated lawns and homes. The road edges looked as neatly raked as a zen garden. What a great community! Would it kill you to toss one lousy bread tie?
Since the loose fender didn't present a danger, it only bothered my sense of order. The further I went, the less important the perfect piece of litter became, but I still scanned for it, which brought my average speed down. I stopped multiple times to investigate possibilities, which I then had to dutifully pick up and bring with me for proper disposal.
Re-entering Effingham across Route 25, the roadsides were a little cruddier. Some drivers on highways tend to hold their litter until they turn onto a side road with a lower speed limit, because it's easier to chuck the stuff without a 60 mile per hour gale shredding past the window. I also see it where Elm Street enters the woods just after Duncan Lake. Drivers passing through from Route 16 fling tons of crap onto the first 50 yards where nothing is built on either side of the road. The litter tapers off as you get further from the highway junction, although there is always some.
People who give a crap are always cleaning up after people who toss their crap.
Note to self: add a couple of zip ties to the sock I keep my spare tube in.
ReplyDeleteMy thought as well while I was riding along. Bread ties or some soft copper wire.
ReplyDeleteI probably got this from Sheldon, but the nicest way I've heard is to use a rack bolt, of length specific to your setup, as a lower water bottle bolt. Steal it as necessary for your rack or fender. It does involve carrying at least one hex key, though...
ReplyDeleteI also keep a releasable zip-tie (plastic cable tie) strapped somewhere on the bike. Have had to use it on a couple occasions, very handy and weighs nearly nothing. And a couple small regular ones in the repair kit.
Some fine baling wire might also be nice... but you should see my tool kit already.
This old frame doesn't have braze-on bottle bosses. And I would have needed washers and a nut because the dropout eyelets are a larger diameter than water bottle thread. On the other bikes I have more options and carry a larger kit.
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