A woman was just surveying our selection of energy bars, gels, beans and whatnot.
"You don't have Larabars?" she said. "I love Larabars. They're all natural. There's absolutely no added sugar, it's just nuts and dried fruit."
"Oh! You mean it's sterilized bear shit," I didn't say. But I wanted to. I really, really wanted to.
They really do sound great. I just have a warped sense of humor. When
she talked about all natural substances and nothing but fruit and nuts
all I could think of was bear patties I've seen so many times in the