Thursday, February 25, 2010

Customer Methodology 101

1: Call first thing in the morning to extract a promise that a certain job can be done by closing time.

2: Don't bring in the object in question until lunch time or later.

Advanced play:

3: Don't pick up the item for a week or more.

4: Bitch about the price.

1 comment:

Rantwick said...

That was the funniest thing I've read in a while, and so short! Nice work.