Some people are really put off by tattoos.
Body art and flesh-installed jewelry do make a bold statement. I always wonder how it will all look in twenty or thirty years.
For myself, I have never found an image I liked well enough to have permanently applied to my skin. This isn't just a bumper sticker.
I'm sure someone's done this, but how about having cooking and serving instructions written somewhere?
Boiled, broiled, baked or fried?
You could end up with a whole cookbook.