We didn't get to enjoy Floyd Landis's accomplishment for long.
Maybe he is a manlier man than most. One could hardly doubt it. Testosterone flows in his veins.
I'm going to try to round up sponsors for a pro team called The False Positives.
"It's a chemical imbalance, man. I was born this way."
Just raise the thresholds on all the banned substances. Keep nudging it up until rider use plateaus or they start dying spectacularly from side effects.
Create a Pure Health and Nutrition League for the riders who either really want to ride clean or really want to keep working really hard to preserve the illusion of it.
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